Thursday, February 02, 2006

People suck....

So, I've pretty much been hating the world lately. Human's have really managed to screw it up. I've always wished I had the ability to 'poof' people out of existance. The other day, I was thinking of the groups of people i would 'poof' to make the world a better place. I really think it would work. Here's what I have so far:

1. Murders and Rapists
2. People who torture animals
3. People who don't like dogs, or animals in general for that matter.
4. People who think nature is "gross"
5. Anyone who has ever decided, or aided in the decision, to cut clear cut a bit of forest, or any other nice little ecosystem, to build another plaza, mall, Walmart/Target, bank, ....well, you get the idea.
6. People who litter
7. Crooked bastards in general (like, uh, all the gas companies)
8. People who sit around bored all the time because they're too dull to get a hobby.
9. People who own a hummer (Unless you're in the army and drive a real one). And if you own one and live in the city....you're poofed twice.
10. The Genius who wrote the book "Sex for Dummes." If people can't figure that out, they don't deserve to procreate. And that person is aiding in the degradation of the gene pool.

That's all that I can think of for now. I'm sure more will come to me. I'll keep ya posted.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought that said "own a HAMMER," and got offended for a sec.
~Sarah

10:17 AM  
Blogger Foxx said...

Haha! Nope, I'm all for hammers.

10:55 AM  

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